Sunday, February 10, 2008

Ten Best Things About Getting An Appendectomy

10. Warm blankets in the ER.
9. Exotic cocktail before CT scan.
8. Liquids are given intravenously. You don't have to tire yourself swallowing.
7. You don't have to get up to pee...they take care of that, too!
6. All of the ice chips you want.
5. People are so interested in you, they even want to know if you pooped.
4. Comforting noises from the hall all night long.
3. Leisurely strolls around the halls.
2. Spa like sponge baths.
And the number 1 best thing about getting an appendectomy....
You never have to have another one!!!

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